Theology, Kid Style

Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Love, Amanda

Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? Love, Charlene

Dear God, it is true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Love, Anita

Dear God, I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Love, Nancy

Dear God, my grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Love, Norma

Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Love, Larry

Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it doesn’t sound right. What do you say? Love, Marsha

Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really! Love, Frank

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the unset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool! Love, Thomas


The information above was found in a church bulletin. We're not sure of where exactly it came from, but we do suggest you look inside your church bulletin. Just don’t do it (and do it often) during the music service and sermon. Afterwards, share the funny and insightful things you found. With all the things going on in the news these days, we can all use a good laugh.  

Chris Woodward

Assistant Editor, One Million Dads
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